Mong jokes

• Disabled toilets.Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
• What do you call an epileptic person in a wheelchair?A Transformer!
• Where do people with learning difficulties shop?SPASDA
• I don"t know about you, but I"m sick of seeing disabled people being pushed around...
• A man with Down"s syndrome walks into a bar.The barman says, "why the mong face?"
• This Political Correctness is driving me mad.Just because I only shag Mongs, I"m now being described as a Specialist.
• KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs.Apparently its "Window licking good".
• Ben Stiller"s new move "Tropic Thunder" is causing some controversy with repeated use of the word "retard" and a blacked up Robert Downey Jnr.I asked a black monghole his view. He mugged me and licked my face.
• I was sat on a bus today, when this bloke said, "there"s something special between us."I replied, "yeah, I know, I"m his carer."
• My family and I have recently adopted a little Chinese girl with Down"s Syndrome. In keeping with her cultural roots, we have decided to call her Mi Mong.