Mohammed jokes

• Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?Because he was a paedophile.
• ISLAM:The belief that God, creator of all the Universe, decided to deliver one final definitive message to the species he created in His own divine image, and then decided to leave that message in the hands of a child-molesting towelhead.
• What do Jesus and Mohammed have in common?They both came on a donkey.
• Following the controversy over Mohammed the bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Africa
• What does Hiroshima in Japan and Khartoum in the Sudan have in common?Nothing...yet
• What do you call an illiterate, paedophile, racist, schizophrenic, mass-murderering slave trader?Well, the Muslims call him "the perfect man" and "an example for all to follow"...
• Gillian Gibbons has said that her original 15 day prison sentence seemed harsh at the time, but to be released and deported to Liverpool was "Totally fucking undeserved!".
• I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I"ve got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.
• So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with six-year-old girls, doesn"t like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang.Is it just me, or does anyone else think he"s the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed?
• I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There"s a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!
• Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.They"re calling it "Islam".
• Children these days can"t win. You get in trouble for refusing to take part in Muslim prayers during RE lessons, but when you try to show an understanding of Islam by drawing a nice picture of Mohammed in art lessons you get in trouble for that, too.