Minge jokes

• Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?Because he was a paedophile.
• Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
• What do you call Camilla with a yeast infection?Royale with Cheese
• That saying "you are what you eat" is untrue.I am NOT a schoolgirls minge.
• A primary school teacher spots that James, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "James, why is your cat at school today?"James, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy "when the kids go to school today, I"m going to eat your pussy"!"
• Two police women are out on the beat with a police dog on a cold winters night, one says "I"m fucking freezing, I"ve only gone and left my knickers in the locker room back at the station", the other says "Well, Rover the sniffer dog is very well trained, let him have a whiff of your minge, and then he will go back to the station and retrieve your knickers for you", so the dog has a sniff, and off he goes, 10 minutes later the dog comes back...........with the chief superintendent"s fucking glove!
• What do you call a police woman who hasn"t shaved her minge in a few days?Cuntstubble.
• Fuck me!! I"ve just seen 2 blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers. Do you think they were lip reading?
• What"s a muffin?....a pair of knickers
• I crept into my flatmates room last night and started licking her out and taking pictures of her cunt. She woke up and asked me what the hell I was doing.So I showed her the Walkers "Do us a flavour" competition I was entering.
• I"m not saying my wife"s cunt is big... but it has it"s own Flag