Mccann jokes

• Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket.She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis.
• New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann.
• Spot the odd one out:a) Olive Oilb) Winec) Goldd) Silvere) Madeleinef) ZincAnswer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean.
• In a bid to have the story of Madeleine"s abduction told from her perspective, Kate McCann has today had her diarys published by The News Of The World. I was both shocked and saddened to learn that nowhere to be found was the phrase "my daughter got fucked to death and it"s all my fault."
• I don"t know what the fuss is about this Madeleine McCann girl. If paedophilia was legal, she would still be alive.