Mark speight jokes

• If you think passengers spending 24 hours at Terminal 5 is bad, I know someone who was hanging around Paddington Station for 6 days!
• Natasha Collins and Mark Speight really were the perfect couple....One was steaming hot, the other was well hung!
• Railtrack bosses have promised to cut waiting times at stations after Mark Speight was left hanging around for 6 days...
• Police say that Mark Speight left two suicide notes.One normal-sized note and one really big one made from household objects that can only be read from a camera mounted to the ceiling.
• There seems to be a Speight of celebrity deaths right now
• Police have just announced that Mark Speight has been found dead.The coroners report concludes that he died of an Art Attack.
• A couple of students at a Bridgend school went on a school trip to London. They took a train to London Paddington and as they arrived at the station the teacher said "What are you lot doing?" the students replied "Hey sir could you take a photo of us hanging out with Mark Speight?".
• David Blaine"s latest stunt involved hanging from a rope for 3 days. That"s nothing, Mark Speight managed 6 days.
• I"ve heard that Mark Speight has finally had some good news! Apparently neither the BBC or ITV would offer him a job but thankfully he"s turned up on a local station instead!
• What was the Bridgend teenagers and Mark Speight"s all time favourite Gladiators event?Hang Tough