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Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket.She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis.
Spot the odd one out:a) Olive Oilb) Winec) Goldd) Silvere) Madeleinef) ZincAnswer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean.
My mate rang me and asked if I fancied going out to see The Killers last night.Turned out to be the McCanns doing another press conference.
Possible titles for the Maddie documentary coming out:-Gone in 60 Minutes While We Were Having Lunch.-The Never Ending News Story.-Catch Me If You McCann.-Live Freely on Charity Donations Or Another Toddler Will Have To Die Hard.-Dude, Wheres our toddler?-Everyone Knows What You Did Last Summer.-Murat: Child kidnappings of Portugal for make benefit glorious tabloid of United Kingdom.
Congratulations to Madeleine McCann - 2007 Hide and Seek European Championships winner!
Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine?Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen.
What has Madeleine McCann in common with the England Euro 2004 team?They both got well and truly fucked in Portugal
What are the McCanns getting for Christmas?A smaller turkey.
New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann.
Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help.
Thank God for the "save maddie fund." The parents can afford a babysitter now.
What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Paris Hilton?Paris Hilton"s sex tape is crap.
What"s pink and covered in cobwebs?Maddy"s bike.What"s pink and not covered in cobwebs?Maddy"s vagina.
Lousy parents...Police who cant be bothered to investigate...Unlocked hotel room in portugal...Carlsberg don"t do child abductions.
Whats the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?Maddie didn"t have an apple in her mouth while she was spit roasted
What"s the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews?People actually wanted Maddie to be found.
Kate and Gerry McCann are to celebrate being cleared with a slap-up meal. If anyone"s interested, the twins are upstairs the third door on the left... and the keys are under the plantpot.
The McCann"s revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.
What"s the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?The Pope died a virgin.
What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann"s villa to look under the bed.
The strangest thing happened to me last night...I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it.To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace.Last time I buy McCann"s Oven Chips...
After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she"s buried in the woods.Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years.But Elisabeth Fritzl was disqualified because she had help from her DadFurther Further Correction: I"ve been hiding me a child for 32 years! Fuck all of u!!!Further Further Further Correction: madaliene macann also had help from her father, so why should miss Fritzl be disqualified
What"s pink and covered in cobwebs?Madeleine McCann"s bike.
What"s the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
What have Madeleine McCann and the finest beef got in common?They"re both left for 25 days before being carved up
whats the difference between maddie mccan and my bike? my bike dont scream when im ridding it..
What have Maddy and Houdini got in common ? They both dissapear and they are both dead.
whats the differce bettween maddy and pope john paul II the pope died a virgin
What’s the difference between Madeleine Mccann and a pig? You put an apple in a pigs mouth before you spitroast it.
what does R.I.P stand for on madeleine mccanns grave stone raped in portugal
I think you guys are giving Kate and Gerry McCann a hard time unfairly with all your suspicious innuendo. They’re just like any other parents: playing hide and seek and pretending not to know where their child is hidden.
Hi im a pc and windows 7 was my idea. Hi im kate mcann and leaving windows open was my idea
knock knock.whos there? not maddy.
Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Maddie
gary glitter has been spotted with his new wife in london, get in there madalene mcann
The good die young...oh boy maddie was good!
Wouldn't Maddie McCann have cried out for help? She did: a few months later when her Somali pirate captors dangled her overboard before dropping her into shark-infested waters.