Madeleine mccann jokes
- Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket.She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis.
- Spot the odd one out:a) Olive Oilb) Winec) Goldd) Silvere) Madeleinef) ZincAnswer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean.
- My mate rang me and asked if I fancied going out to see The Killers last night.Turned out to be the McCanns doing another press conference.
- Possible titles for the Maddie documentary coming out:-Gone in 60 Minutes While We Were Having Lunch.-The Never Ending News Story.-Catch Me If You McCann.-Live Freely on Charity Donations Or Another Toddler Will Have To Die Hard.-Dude, Wheres our toddler?-Everyone Knows What You Did Last Summer.-Murat: Child kidnappings of Portugal for make benefit glorious tabloid of United Kingdom.
- Congratulations to Madeleine McCann - 2007 Hide and Seek European Championships winner!
- Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine?Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen.
- What has Madeleine McCann in common with the England Euro 2004 team?They both got well and truly fucked in Portugal
- What are the McCanns getting for Christmas?A smaller turkey.
- New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann.
- Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help.
- Thank God for the "save maddie fund." The parents can afford a babysitter now.
- What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Paris Hilton?Paris Hilton"s sex tape is crap.
- What"s pink and covered in cobwebs?Maddy"s bike.What"s pink and not covered in cobwebs?Maddy"s vagina.
- Lousy parents...Police who cant be bothered to investigate...Unlocked hotel room in portugal...Carlsberg don"t do child abductions.
- Whats the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?Maddie didn"t have an apple in her mouth while she was spit roasted
- What"s the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews?People actually wanted Maddie to be found.
- Kate and Gerry McCann are to celebrate being cleared with a slap-up meal. If anyone"s interested, the twins are upstairs the third door on the left... and the keys are under the plantpot.
- The McCann"s revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.
- What"s the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?The Pope died a virgin.
- What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
- Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann"s villa to look under the bed.
- The strangest thing happened to me last night...I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it.To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace.Last time I buy McCann"s Oven Chips...
- After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she"s buried in the woods.Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years.But Elisabeth Fritzl was disqualified because she had help from her DadFurther Further Correction: I"ve been hiding me a child for 32 years! Fuck all of u!!!Further Further Further Correction: madaliene macann also had help from her father, so why should miss Fritzl be disqualified
- What"s pink and covered in cobwebs?Madeleine McCann"s bike.
- What"s the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
- What have Madeleine McCann and the finest beef got in common?They"re both left for 25 days before being carved up
- whats the difference between maddie mccan and my bike? my bike dont scream when im ridding it..
- What have Maddy and Houdini got in common ?
They both dissapear and they are both dead.
- whats the differce bettween maddy and pope john paul II
the pope died a virgin
- What’s the difference between Madeleine Mccann and a pig?
You put an apple in a pigs mouth before you spitroast it.
- what does R.I.P stand for on madeleine mccanns grave stone raped in portugal
- I think you guys are giving Kate and Gerry McCann a hard time unfairly with all your suspicious innuendo. They’re just like any other parents: playing hide and seek and pretending not to know where their child is hidden.
- Hi im a pc and windows 7 was my idea.
Hi im kate mcann and leaving windows open was my idea
- knock knock.whos there? not maddy.
- Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Maddie
- gary glitter has been spotted with his new wife in london, get in there madalene mcann
- The good die young...oh boy maddie was good!
- Wouldn't Maddie McCann have cried out for help?
She did: a few months later when her Somali pirate captors dangled her overboard before dropping her into shark-infested waters.