Laugh jokes

• Why do midgets laugh when they run?Because the grass tickles their balls
• How do you stop a clown laughing?Rape its kids...
• What do you do if you see a nigger coming toward you with half a face?Stop laughing and re-load
• They say laughter is the best medicine.My grandad has Alzheimer"s and we"ve been laughing at him for years and he hasn"t got any better.
• I always wanted to be a Comedian, but my disability held me back... I"m a woman.
• A man was walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car.A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?""No. " said the man, "but I can tell you it was my wife.""How"s that ?"asked the policeman.And the man said, " I"d recognise her laugh anywhere."
• Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there"s always one that doesn"t laugh?Fucking niggers have no sense of humour.
• What"s black and laughs?A snigger.
• I had to laugh the other day.I"d been sniffing Nitrous Oxide.
• My wife always laughs during sex.No matter what she"s reading!