Kkk jokes
- How do you stop niggers running across your back garden?Hang a few in the front.
- Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? Yea, he tried to jump 100 niggers with a steamroller!
- What does the KKK and Nike have in common?They both make blacks run faster.
- What does the KKK call their guillotine?Black head remover.
- I hate niggers so much I eat Special KKK for breakfast.
- A black guy dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates he is greeted by St Peter. St Peter says, "heaven is very full at the moment and we are only accepting people who have done something amazing. Have you ever done anything amazing?".The black guy says, "in fact I have. I fucked the daughter of the imperial dragon of the Klu Klux Klan.""Wow," says St Peter, "that is amazing! When was that?"To which the black guy replies, "oh, about five minutes ago"
- What"s the KKK"s favourite football team?Blackburn
- A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.The next thing the guy knows, he"s in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 stunningly beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in 50 notes. Next, there"s a knock at the door, so he answers it!Standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb and hang him by the neck until dead.As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It"s the two blonde genies!One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish..... having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
- Have you seen the new "K" necklace that Brook Kinsella has brought out to help stop knife crime?I bought 3, wore them all and got stabbed by the first black guy that saw me.
- Why are more niggers hit by cars in the winter?They"re easier to see.
- Paddy gets himself a job as a tarmac layer but on his first day he runs over a family of blacks.Paddy thought to himself "Oh fuck , i"ll be getting the sack for this in the morning.However, the following morning he receives a payslip and a bonus for ݣ1000.Surprised he confronts his foreman, who says,"You"re the only bloke I know who can lay tarmac and cats eyes at the same fucking time".
- when the kkk kidnap a foreign person they take them to a warehouse and give them a set of dice they then tell them. If youy roll a 1-2-3-4-5 you die. What happens if you roll a six.
You get another try.
