Kitchen jokes

• Why don’t women need a drivers license?..... Because there’s no road between the kitchen and bed room.
• How many men does it take to open a beer?None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
• I wanted to ask my wife her honest view on sexist jokes.But she was too busy doing the cooking.
• Why did the woman cross the road?Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
• My wife came to me and asked for my advice on what she should wear out tonight.I told her, "the carpets between the kitchen and the bedroom."
• I came downstairs this morning and the wife was by the stove cooking breakfast in her slippers. I said to myself "I must buy her a frying pan!"
• I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere where I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
• I see a lot of women are using this site...The dinner won"t cook itself you know.
• I walked into the kitchen this morning and asked my wife, "What"s for breakfast?", she replied "make love to me right now". Not believing my luck I took her straight over the table, and when I finished asked her, "What"s all that about?""The egg timer"s broken." She replied!
• Not a joke this just actually happened...I walked into the kitchen, my girlfriend was drying up and thought she would try and be funny when she turned and said "I"ve got a knife and i"m not afraid to use it!" Waving the knife in my direction.I said, "Good, start peeling some potatoes I"m fucking starving."
• Why can"t women go skiing?Coz there"s no ski slope between the bedroom and the kitchen.
• A woman walks into a bar...Don"t be stupid, she was in the kitchen!