Kfc jokes

• Why do bulimics love KFC?Because it comes with a bucket.
• Why don’t niggers celebrate christmas?KFC is closed.
• Asking for a decent service at KFC is just like expecting a standing ovation at a paraplegics convention
• KFC are commemorating the events of 7 years ago in true style, with a 9/11 meal combo deal. 2 tower burgers and plain wings.
• What do you call an American KFC bargain bucket?Meal for one.
• What do women and KFC have in common?After you"re done with the legs, breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
• KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs.Apparently its "Window licking good".
• Why is porn like KFC Chicken?It feels great when you"re doing it, but afterwards, you feel really dirty. And your hands are all sticky.
• Kentucky Freud ChickenIt"s Mother-fuckin" good.
• What"s black and white and can be seen near Kentucky?A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.