Kerry katona jokes

• First Kerry Katona declares herself bankrupt, now its Iceland as well...
• I feel sorry for Kerry Katona and her bankruptcy. I know how she feels as I was made bankrupt last week.I never stood a chance, my opponent had hotels on Park Lane and Mayfair and houses on Bond Street,Oxford Street and Regent Street.
• I have just read an article that said Kerry Katona fell for her husband because he had all the best lines.Yeah, cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine being her personal favourites.
• Have you noticed on television how fat, ugly creatures are used to advertise food. Paddington Bear does Marmite, The Honey Monster does Sugar Puffs and Kerry Katona does Iceland.
• Kerry Katona has been awarded substantial damages over newspaper claims she worked as a prostitute before she was famous. Summing up, the judge said, "this story was clearly untrue. Who on earth would pay to fuck that fat bitch?"
• Failing to pay your taxes, and becoming bankrupt.That"s why mums shop at Iceland
• I was watching on the news that Iceland is in economic turmoil.That"s what happens when Kerry Katona does your advertising.
• Kerry Katona was saying in the paper that she can"t understand how a talented, attractive and popular celebrity could go bankrupt.Well, I re-read the article a couple of times, and I still have no idea who she was talking about.
• Isn"t it ironic that Kerry Katona went bankrupt just before Iceland?
• What"s fat and ugly and likes coke for breakfast?Kerry Katona
• What"s the difference between the UEFA cup 2008 and the baby Kerry Katona"s expecting?The UEFA cup will definitely have a second leg...