Kate mccann jokes

• Is it safe to say I quite fancy Kate McCann yet?
• Must admit I do feel very sorry for Kate McCann.I mean, being married to a Scotsman must be awful!
• Police in Redditch have found the body of missing James Hughes in a suitcase in his garden. Do you think Gerry & Kate McCann were packing for their holidays?
• How many McCanns does it take to change a light bulb?Two; one to change it and the other to call a press conference.
• What are the McCanns getting for Christmas?A smaller turkey.
• Kate and Gerry McCann have said they will never forgive themselves for going to the tapas bar that fateful night.The Chinese round the corner was doing a buffet for half the price.
• Why did Kate McCann bury her daughter?Gerry was too busy wanking!
• Why should you never trust a Portuguese hire car agent?They told Kate McCann whatever the children might spill on the seats could easily be cleaned off.
• The McCann"s revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.
• Kate Mc"Cann has just secured the job as the new England coach on the basis that she"s only lost one in Europe!
• So the Portugese police have finally closed the case on Madeleine McCann. In a press conference today, Gerry McCann said that they would continue undeterred. He announced that there would be a reward of a million quid to anyone who could find the person responsible for his daughter"s disappearance.200 journalists lunged forward, grabbed Kate and yelled, "found her!"
• I feel really sorry for Gerry McCann. With no sign of the media interest dying down, it"ll be ages before they can sneak back to where the body is for a wank.
• I was really shocked when I first saw the sketch of Madeleine McCann"s abductor....... Kate McCann looks really sexy with a moustache!
• What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pavarotti?Kate actually liked Pavarotti.