Karen matthews jokes

• What do Kermit the Frog and Craig Meehan have in common?They both enjoy fucking pigs.
• I hear Karen Matthews is on suicide watch. Easy problem to solve - remove the mirror from her cell.
• Karen Matthews should be on the sex offenders register.Being as ugly as her surely offends people of all sexes.
• The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society...Moorside Road, Dewsbury Moor
• I hear Karen Matthews is on suicide watch.You have to feel sorry for the poor sod who has to look at her every 15 minutes.
• Pete Doherty has asked for the biggest, cheapest, dirtiest piece of crack to be delivered to his cell... The wardens brought Karen Matthews to him.
• So, i was at a bar last night and i saw Karen Matthews.She was so ugly, she spiked her own drink
• The police who interviewed Karen Matthews spoke today.They said they wanted to rough her up a bit but nature beat them to it.
• I was reading about Shannon Matthews" mum earlier today, that she"s got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that"s fucking disgusting...I mean, what man would want to shag her twice?
• It"s Father"s day today.That explains the massive traffic jam around Karen Matthews" house.
• I wouldn"t say that Shannon Matthews" mother was ugly, but she does have to get her vibrator pissed.
• Josef Fritzl from Austria had his daughter locked in his cellar for 24 years.If only Karen Matthews could"ve thought of that.
• Karen Matthews was asked what she thought of the despicable acts that have been going on in Austria for the past 24 years.she said "it"s bloody disgusting, 7 kids and only 1 dad"