Justin bieber jokes

• Justin has released a song titled "Never let you go" - It seems he hasn't taken the death of his Tamagotchi well.
• Have you heard about that new brand of toilet roll? Its called Justin Bieber - My Autobiography
• I called Justin Bieber gay and he hit me with his purse.
• What do Pinocchio and Justin Bieber have in common? They both want to be real boys.
• yesterday i heard a knock on my door it was for my sister . It was justin bieber asking could he have his voice back !!
• daughter: mum i am going to my room with my bf mum: dont do anything stupid gf bf runs upstairs daughter: baby baby baby oooohhhhh mum runs upstairs daughter: mum get out we are having sex mum: or i thought u listen to justin bieber
• Justin Bieber hit me over my head with his make up bag and high hill shoe so an hour later he got surgery to be a man
• when does justin bieber turn green with jealousy? when he watches pinocchio
• what has 500 legs and no pubic hair? front row at a justin beiber concert