Josef fritzl jokes

• A warning has gone out by the government to the more geeky football fans traveling to Austria for the European Championships to be wary if a local invites them to a game of Dungeons and Dragons
• The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family.
• Have you heard about the new Fritzl Pretzels?They only take 24 years to make and they come out twisted with a glazed look.
• Why do the Chinese always have to go one better than everyone else?The Austrians managed to trap 4 people under concrete so the Chinese outdid them with 50,000.
• Theologians now reckon Jesus was Austrian:He only had two grandparents, his mother watched as he was nailed and his father is the big man upstairs.
• Sing a song of incest,Imprisoned for a while.3 inbreds and their mother,And a paedophile.When the door was opened,the kids began to sing.That dirty rotten bastard,Fucked us up the ring.
• Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.People are doubting though whether it will be a best cellar.
• Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children.
• I have just seen on TV about that Austrian bloke who imprisoned his daughter, sexually abused her and then fathered 7 kids.I think it was called "The Sound Of Music".
• Picture the scene; 1984, a supermarket in Austria.Josef Fritzl; "Now, Elisabeth, give me a hand with putting these groceries in the trolley."Elisabeth; "Up yours, Dad! I"m eighteen! I wanna go to the Wham concert with my friends, then see Ghostbusters at the cinema, and there"s nothing you can do about it, old man!"Josef; "Just wait "till I get you home, young lady! You"re gonna get such a hiding..."
• You know you"re hiding a really dirty secret when instead of having skeletons in the closet, you"ve got inbred children in the cellar...
• Why don"t Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old?Because one size Fritz-all.
• I wonder how many Father"s Day cards Josef Fritzl will be getting this weekend?
• What"s Josef Fritzl"s favourite chat-up line?"Fancy a bit of how"s-your-father?"
• My love life is fantastic. I"ve no problems in that department. It"s three times a night for me.I just wish my wife would stop interrupting by knocking on the cellar door.