Joke jokes

• What do you call a Black American Muslim Woman?Pretty much anything- its still bound to get voted up.
• I Hate America..............now do I get loads of votes?
• Which is buried quicker? Madeleine McCann or the peter tobin fan club jokes?
• Did you hear about that skinny American who was open minded about all jokes???No, me neither.
• How does every black joke start?By looking over your shoulder!
• I like to tell dirty jokes at work to help make the time go by.One time we laughed so much we nearly dropped the coffin!
• First Jade Goody gets Cancer, then her boyfriend gets sent to jail. Can anything get worse for her?I fucking hope so, she is the source of some of my best material.
• What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
• I find all these obese jokes horrible.Don"t you think they have enough on their plate?
• What"s the difference between Gary Glitter"s girlfriends and Peter Kay"s jokes?Peter Kay"s jokes are all over 10 years old.
• Just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday...Fuckin" hoover works perfectly now!
• How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can"t light the fucking BBQ?
• Why is a joke like a pussy?Neither"s any good if you don"t get it.