Jade goody jokes

• Do you know what really makes me sick?Bulimia.
• Jade Goody is tipped to win her local weightwatchers slimmer of the month award in September. October. November. And, if she lasts that long, December.
• They say that laughter is the best medicine.So please stop the jokes about Jade Goody in case the useless, fat slag pulls through!
• Another shit joke about cancer?Oh goody
• I just had a really nasty letter off some guy telling me to leave his wife alone.Only problem is that he forgot to put his name and address on it
• At work on Monday, I made an off-the-cuff comment about wishing Jade Goody would drop dead.Tuesday, I find out she has cancer.God sure works fucking fast!
• Look on the bright side, Jade: once the chemo starts, you will save a fortune on having to go for a Brazilian.
• After reading about Jade Goody, it turns out that i wasnt the only one worried about my results last week.At least we both got what we deserved.
• I used to think that being a gynaecologist must be the best job in the world.....until I read about Jade Goody.
• Kerry Katona made bankrupt, Jade Goody gets cancer. All I need now is for Cheryl Cole to spontaneously combust live on X Factor and I can collect my bet.
• Following the shocking news that Jade Goody has cancer there has been a plea for suitable donors of Bone Marrow to come forward, as this could save her life.Alternatively, you could just donate it it to my dog- he is a bit peckish.Please, make the right choice.
• Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed.They will be delivered to them in "Goody bags".
• Who would want to be a News Reader?Just try keeping a straight face and saying "Jade Goody has got cancer". Go on, try it.
• Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn"t lost her sense of humour.
• Jade Goody has said she hasn"t told her kids about her illness as she doesn"t want them worrying about the "C" word.But I"m sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a "Cunt".
• It looks like karma exists; Jade Goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.It makes you wonder what"s going to happen to us sick bastards?
• Apparently "Surgery on Jade Goody "went well"."So she died then?
• So Gary Glitter has been released from prison,Russia are invading Georgia,And it looks like we might be heading for another recession,And just when you think it"s all doom and gloom, there is a ray of hope..... At least Jade Goody has Cancer.
• I think its appalling that everyone"s making jokes about Jade Goody having cancer.Why can"t you just be happy?
• Snow white, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates.Snow white says "Theres no doubt about it, I"m the fairest in the land"Tom thumb says "Theres no doubt about it, I"m the smallest in the land"Quasimodo says "Theres no doubt about it, I"m the ugliest in the land"Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror, and the three head off.A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and says "Its official...I"m the fairest in the land!"Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts "Its official...I"m the smallest in the land!"Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo storms in and bellows "Who the fuck is Jade Goody?"
• I heard that Jade Goody"s ex has been sent to prison.It"s nice to know the police are cracking down on bestiality.
• Jade Goody has cancer!Carlsberg don"t do headlines....but hang on, the Sun does.
• When I read the news report saying that Jade Goody has cervical cancer I was shocked and stunned.The words "inoperable", "incurable" and "terminal" never appeared once. Bastard.
• In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said, "it doesn"t surprise me, she"s always been a rotten cunt."
• What"s the difference between Jade Goody and Paul Newman?About 200 days!
• What"s Jade Goody doing this summer?Sweating.
• Kerry Katona told reporters yesterday, "I don"t know why Jade Goody is so pissed off. At least she"s got something."