Irony jokes

• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
• I was speaking to this really clever girl in Newcastle the other day
• Most Americans believe they understand the meaning of irony.They think it means metallic.
• What do you call a Black American Muslim Woman?Pretty much anything- its still bound to get voted up.
• The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers. The irony in some of these are absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes awkward). Check them out:- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One- Miners Refuse to Work after Death- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant- War Dims Hope for Peace- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures- Deer Kill 17,000- Stolen Painting Found by Tree- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy- Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood- Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks- Eye Drops Off Shelf- Teachers Strike Idle Kids- Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead- Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died
• I bought a self-help tape the other day.It was called "How to handle disappointment."When I opened the box, it was empty.
• Isn"t it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
• SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Fullmer then realised that the other man"s "mistake" was in fact deliberate.Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I"m, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!".
• George Bush spoke out against the invasion of Georgia today saying: "Russia has invaded a sovereign state...such an action is not acceptable in the 21st century."Who said Americans can"t do irony?
• America"s got talent------------------The Irony
• " Don"t criticise what you can"t understand.."Perhaps one of the best lyrics from a song, ever. How remarkably ironic that it was written by an American.