Iceland jokes

• What is the capital of Iceland?About £2.50 at the moment, and falling.
• Apparently Kerry Katona has gone to Iceland.The bitch will doing anything to avoid paying British taxes.
• First Kerry Katona declares herself bankrupt, now its Iceland as well...
• I sympathise with everyone who lost money in Iceland.I dropped a two pound coin between two freezers and never got it back.
• So Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt, eh?I wonder if all her assets, like her food, will be frozen.
• In recent news iceland has frozen its stock, personally I would be really angry if i went into iceland and all their stock was defrosted .
• two blondes doing a crossword ......one says "flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters"second blond says "thats easy, frozen chicken, stupid!!"
• Failing to pay your taxes, and becoming bankrupt.That"s why mums shop at Iceland
• Isn"t it ironic that Kerry Katona went bankrupt just before Iceland?
• Cider £1 per litre,Condoms £5 for 20,Cheap sluttly clothes under £10,That"s why teenage mums shop at Iceland.
• My Mum used to say, "beggars can"t be choosers."Is that why Kerry Katona shops in Iceland then?
• Why is everyone making such a big deal about the crisis at Iceland.Let"s face it, if the worst comes to the worst I"m going to Tesco.
• Peter Griffins volcano insurance isn't looking so stupid now is it?