Hurricane jokes

• Which part of New Orleans was the first to surrender to the Hurricane Katrina flood waters?The French Quarter.
• Estate agents in New Orleans are celebrating the arrival of Hurricane Gustav.Soon every house will be a prime waterfront property with a swimming pool in the backyard.
• Why does America get struck by hurricanes? Because it deserves them.
• Hurricane Gustav is about to hit Jamaica, lets see if Usain Bolt can outrun this fucker.
• Hurricane Gustav.Proof that God hates Americans as much as we do.
• All these jokes about New Orleans and all the people that will probably be killed in hurricane Gustav, am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor bastards?I mean, nobody deserves to be black.
• Barack Obama said in his speech last week, "God loves America."Well, God may love America, but he fucking hates New Orleans.
• The U.S. National Hurricane Center has announced that it will change the name of Hurricane Dean to Hurricane Full Employment, having learnt from the mistakes of Hurricane Katrina. A spokesman said:"While it is unusual to miss out letters when naming storms, the thought of Full Employment bearing down on them might just terrify the blacks to evacuate this time."
• Just been watching the news. In New Orleans, there are thousands of black people running through the streets carrying sackloads of valuables.Just think what it"ll be like when someone tells them that Hurricane Gustav"s on the way...
• In news announced today, Disney are planning on making an animated tale about the New Orleans disaster and subsequent rescue attempt.It"s called "Finding Negroes".
• With Hurricane Gustav approaching one million people are fleeing New Orleans.They know there"s nothing worth staying to loot this time.
• With no Hurricane Higgins or Whirlwind White in the snooker, it"s good to see Cyclone Burma make an appearance on finals day.