Humour jokes

• Secrets to a Happy Marriage1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.and MOST important...4. It is important that these three women never meet.
• Why is marriage like a three-ring circus?First comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring and finally comes the suffering.
• What do you call someone in America with a good sense of humour?A visitor.
• Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?".Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your fucking sense of humour".
• In response to ze jibes that ve germans haf no humour.Ze fuhrer vas in a restaurant, ze waiter asks do you want wein or juice? Ze fuhrer answers; "Wein. Ze juice have been exterminated!"
• According to a new survey, 76 percent of men said what they look for most in a woman is a sense of humour and a good personality...This was a survey published in "Full Of Shit Magazine."
• Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there"s always one that doesn"t laugh?Fucking niggers have no sense of humour.
• How can we say that Americans haven"t got a sense of humour?... I mean we all make sick jokes on this website but they shit on us...they voted the sickest joke ever into power...Twice!
• I think it"s safe to assume that going by the quality of the current jokes the American nation are up and about today.