Holocaust jokes
- Was struggling with my crossword this morning.Clue: Jewish bakerLetters: (5,6)A - - - - H - - - - -
- How does Hitler like his Juice in the morning?Concentrated.
- How many Jews died in the Holocaust?What Holocaust?
- Why did Hitler commit suicide?He got the gas bill.
- Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.?To concentration camps.
- What runs along walls and kills Jews?Gas Pipes.
- Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
- Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian."Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?"Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews."
- The average German wakes up at 6:23 am. Well it"s difficult to sleep with all that on your conscience.
- Why is it that, when the Sealed Knot recreate Civil War battles, it"s considered to be enriching historical entertainment and a nice family day out but, when me and a few mates attempt to recreate the holocaust, we all get arrested?
- I know a Jewish bloke who cries every time he thinks about his ancestors being detained in the concentration camps.He just can"t get over all that unpaid work they did.
- Who"s the best Jewish cook?Hitler.
- Q. Why does a showerhead got 11 holes?
A. A jew only got 10 fingers
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
