Hitler jokes

• Was struggling with my crossword this morning.Clue: Jewish bakerLetters: (5,6)A - - - - H - - - - -
• What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
• Adolf Hitler was a madman! A complete and utter nutter! He had millions of jews, gypsies, handicapped people, communists exterminated.......but not one fucking paki!
• Why did the Hitler joke get deleted?Because it was a Jew-plicate.
• Ever since George W. Bush took office people have compared him to Hitler. I think thats a horrible mistake to make... Hitler actually accomplished something.
• Why did Hitler commit suicide?He got the gas bill.
• ...It reallly makes me bloody angry and I find it quite unfairwhen they compare George Bush to Adolf Hitler........I mean, Hitler was a great leader and a fucking brilliant speaker!
• 65 million French people?I think we need a new Hitler.
• In response to ze jibes that ve germans haf no humour.Ze fuhrer vas in a restaurant, ze waiter asks do you want wein or juice? Ze fuhrer answers; "Wein. Ze juice have been exterminated!"
• Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian."Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?"Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews."
• Who"s the best Jewish cook?Hitler.
• Hitler was inspecting one of his camps when he met a little girl, so he asks the girl how old she is and she says "Im turning 10 tomorrow" to which Hitler responds "No you"re not""
• My friends don"t understand why I"ve given up boozing. I"ve told them it"s because I want to feel more motivated. I mean, Hitler was teetotal and look at what he achieved.
• What"s the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?Hitler tried to finish a race.
• Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill.
• What's Hitlers least favorite planet? Jewpiter
• Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever? Hitler
• Adolf Hitler is visiting the auswich camp. Out of nowhere an 8-year-old boy comes running at him, shouting: "Hitler! Tomorrow's I'll turn eight!" Hitler's answer: I bet you won't
• Hitler said a glass of juice , not gas the jews!!