Heath ledger jokes

• What do Patrick Swayze, Heath Ledger, Jade Goody and Wendy Richards have in common?Nothing....... Yet..
• FOR SALE : one spare ticket to the premier of Batman The Dark Knight.
• Heath Ledger knew where Maddie was.
• Michelle Williams has been offered the position of England Cricket coach.The ECC believed that her experience of fucking Australians and bringing home the ashes would be a great asset
• It has been rumoured that the pills found in Heath Ledgers room were sold to him by a dodgy geezer..Apparently its not the first time he got fucked by a cowboy..
• Not just anyone can win an Oscar these days; you have to be willing to die for one.
• Is the new Batman movie cursed? Consider the evidence:1. Heath Ledger died from an overdose earlier this year.2. Christian Bale was arrested a few weeks ago.3. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car crash on Sunday.4. I"m planning to kidnap Maggie Gyllenhaal next weekend and keep her in my cellar as a sex slave for the rest of her natural life.Spooky, eh?
• What"s black and white and goes to bed hungry?Heath Ledger"s cat.
• What"s the difference between Heath Ledger and this joke?Heath Ledger won"t get buried in ten minutes.
• What"s the difference between Heath Ledger and Madeleine McCann?Heath Ledger wasn"t meant to have the whole pack of sleeping pills
• Has anyone else seen the new Batman film "The Dark Knight"?I thought Heath Ledger"s performance was really convincing; You couldn"t even see the strings.
• I went to see "The Dark Knight". I think the best line was at the end when the Joker said, "I"ll be back". He really is a joker.
• What"s the difference between Heath Ledger and Arnold Schwarzenegger?Heath Ledger won"t be back.