Harold shipman jokes

• Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead.Fuck, it makes you proud to be British!
• Shipman was moaning about a lack of fruit in his diet. He said he could murder a Granny Smith.
• What do Harold Shipman and Gary Glitter have in common?They both enjoyed euthanasia.
• What have Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates got in common?Neither of them can finish a sentence!
• What"s the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?Shipman actually did something about the NHS waiting lists.
• I"ve been invited to a Halloween party at a retirement home.I"m going as Harold Shipman.
• Harold Shipman"s suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can"t go on. I"ve run out of patience".
• Shipman was sitting in his cell when the guard brought his dinner in."Chicken Korma tonight, Shipman," the cheery guard says.An hour later, the guard returns and notices that Shipman has hardly touched his curry."What"s wrong with your dinner?", he asks."Oh nothing," Shipman replies. "But I could"ve murdered a naan."
• Have you heard Robert DeNiro wants to make a biopic about the life of Dr. Harold Shipman?He"s going to call it The Old Dear Hunter.
• Harold Shipman - Britain"s worst serial killer. Killed 215 people before getting caught. Surely, that makes him Britain"s BEST serial killer?
• Did you hear the one about Shipman, West and Sutcliffe ?It"s a killer.