Hanging jokes

• A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?The apple. The rope stops the nigger.
• Why have Iranian men got such big arseholes?Because their queers are so well hung.
• Congratulations to Bridgend Comprehensive for their wonderful behaviour this past academic year.I hear that last year there was quite a bit of trouble, and 23 students were suspended.
• Whats the difference between Sadaam Hussein and a tampon?One is a piece of string hanging from a cunt, the other is a cunt hanging from a piece of string.=]
• My wife and I were looking forward to some new experiences in Wales last week.Turned out Bridgend is full of the other type of swingers.
• How do you get an emo down from a tree?Cut down the noose.
• Natasha Collins and Mark Speight really were the perfect couple....One was steaming hot, the other was well hung!
• Archaeologists have discovered the eighth wonder of the world...The Hanging Gardens of Bridgend!!!
• Went to Bridgend for a night out, turned out pretty boring.Lots of people just hanging about.
• How do you get a black man out of a tree?Cut the rope.
• There was a local family, whose daughter was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mum came into school and spoke during assembly, explaining that her daughter could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before.The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, "fucking hell, it must have been a strong rope."
• David Blaine"s latest stunt involved hanging from a rope for 3 days. That"s nothing, Mark Speight managed 6 days.
• I was surprised to find that there are some black people in my family tree.It turns out they"ve been hanging there awhile.
• Bored? Fed up of life? then why not hang out with bridgend teenage swingers club.Many of our members have tied the knot after 1 meeting.Join now, learn the ropes and your feet won"t touch the ground!
• How can you tell if a blackman is well hung?You can"t squeeze two fingers between the noose and his neck.