Gypsy jokes

• What key can open any lock? A pi-key.
• What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common?They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuck and are banned from every pub in the republic.
• I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets raped by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather "to bring me good luck".
• I don"t agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign.It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"Now correct me if I"m wrong but that"s the Gypsies!
• Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?It"s called Go and Wash
• I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale:"I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!"My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn"t it!" I replied, "No, its because I can"t fucking stand gypsies."
• What"s long, hard and hurts gypsies?My Shovel...
• I"ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.It"s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.
• Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery?Apparently they"re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques...
• What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy"s dress? You get your palm read every 28 days.