- What key can open any lock? A pi-key.
- What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common?They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuck and are banned from every pub in the republic.
- I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets raped by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather "to bring me good luck".
- I don"t agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign.It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"Now correct me if I"m wrong but that"s the Gypsies!
- Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?It"s called Go and Wash
- I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale:"I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!"My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn"t it!" I replied, "No, its because I can"t fucking stand gypsies."
- What"s long, hard and hurts gypsies?My Shovel...
- I"ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.It"s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.
- Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery?Apparently they"re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques...
- What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy"s dress? You get your palm read every 28 days.
- we gypsys calls you people are money earners cuz we gets from you are living lovely places plentys off money were in luxuary we eats steak and you eats bread and jam and we pisses up you gorgies and we will like to say thank you tommorow were going to buy a macades bends on your income over and out
- where do you find people that take the piss out off gypsys