Goody jokes

• Another shit joke about cancer?Oh goody
• Kerry Katona made bankrupt, Jade Goody gets cancer. All I need now is for Cheryl Cole to spontaneously combust live on X Factor and I can collect my bet.
• The contestants in Big Brother India are said to be gutted that Jade Goody was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had to leave the show immediately.They had been looking forward to pissing in her curry and wiping their arses on her naan bread.
• Ever since I heard the end of the world may be near I have been in a state of panic.I was so excited at getting to see Jade Goody die.
• First Jade Goody gets Cancer, then her boyfriend gets sent to jail. Can anything get worse for her?I fucking hope so, she is the source of some of my best material.
• Living TV have started advertising their new show "Living With Jade Goody"It will be followed up in the new year by "Living Without Jade Goody"
• Who would want to be a News Reader?Just try keeping a straight face and saying "Jade Goody has got cancer". Go on, try it.
• That Jade Goody will do anything to get back on the cover of Heat Magazine. However, I"m waiting for the issue "How I beat Jade Goody" by Cervical Cancer.
• Jade Goody"s boyfriend has been jailed for 18 months today for attacking a 16-year-old boy with a golf club.I wonder if she will be waiting for him when he comes out?
• Doctors say Jade Goody"s tumour is the size of a tomato.Hopefully they are treating it with Growmore.
• Jade Goody has said that despite everything she is going to remain positive.I"m hoping that she means HIV Positive.
• Jade Goody has cancer!Carlsberg don"t do headlines....but hang on, the Sun does.
• When I read the news report saying that Jade Goody has cervical cancer I was shocked and stunned.The words "inoperable", "incurable" and "terminal" never appeared once. Bastard.