Ginger jokes

• Scientists have devised a new pregancy test for unborn babies to see if they are ginger and you can get the pregnancy terminated.
• What does a ginger miss most about parties?The invitation.
• The internet - so Gingers can have friends too.
• Friend of mines just had a ginger babyI told her to keep its head shaved and say its got cancer
• I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
• Why did God invent colour blindness?So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
• Has anyone else noticed that "ginger" is an anagram of "nigger"?Am I the only one that feels sorry for the letters?
• What"s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
• A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child..."Well, my dear, there"s good news and bad news. We"ve run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair.""Oh no!" she replies, "what"s the good news?"The Doctor replies, "it"s dead."
• I was sat on the park bench and there were two girls playing nearby. They were in school uniform, and were rolling around in the grass together. Every now and then I could see thighs parted, a glimpse of white panties, and pert young breasts pushing against tight blouses. But I didn"t feel any sexual urges whatsoever. And I don"t understand how anyone would to be honest. I mean, one was ginger and one was black.
• What"s the best thing about being a ginger?You won"t have black kids.
• I"m a police officer and today arrested a paedophile. I was absolutely sickened... One of the kids on his hard-drive was.... was.... ginger....
• Why do Ginger people sunburn easily?It"s nature"s way of telling us they should be locked indoors!
• what is a gingers wish ?to grow grey early
• Why are gingers like guns? Because if you keep one long enough, you will want to shoot it