George michael jokes

• What do George Michael and Wellington boots have in common? They both get sucked off in bogs!
• George Michael has been banned from his local pub today for having a sneaky fag in the gents.
• What do George Michael and David Beckham have in common?The both cum in Loos.
• As for Elton John being a great musician- I agree. But while he"s the greatest on the piano, I hear he sucks on the organ.
• What"s the difference between George Michael and a microwave ?The microwave stops when you open the door.
• I saw on VH1 today that Wham"s "Last Christmas" was kept off the top of the charts in 1984 by Band Aid"s "Do They Know It"s Christmas".Must be the only time George Michael has ever been disappointed about getting into the number two slot...
• What white and slides down toilet walls?George Michael"s latest release.