George bush jokes

• Ever since George W. Bush took office people have compared him to Hitler. I think thats a horrible mistake to make... Hitler actually accomplished something.
• The Americans have George Bush, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder...We have Gordon Brown, No Cash, No Hope and No Fucking Wonder..
• George Bush has just announced that the floods in New Orleans are believed to be the work of a suicide plumber from Iraq.
• Just a mere coincidence that the abbreviation for the war against terror is T.W.A.T? I think not.
• ...It reallly makes me bloody angry and I find it quite unfairwhen they compare George Bush to Adolf Hitler........I mean, Hitler was a great leader and a fucking brilliant speaker!
• Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the blaze. To cause even more heartbreak, The President, due to his hectic schedule, had not found time to colour in the second one!
• 10 million sperm cells.And George Bush was the fastest... i bet his mother felt cheated out of 9 months.
• George Bush is visiting Algeria. As part of his programme, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people."You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to talk to you in your own language but, unfortunately, I was never any good at Algebra..."
• George W. Bush wakes up one morning, feeling good. He calls in his Vice-President. "Dick", he says, "I think I need a new title to reflect my position as leader of the free world. I"m going to call myself King." "You can"t do that," says Cheney, "You don"t have a kingdom.""Okay then," says Bush, "What about Emperor""No good. You don"t have an empire.""Prince?""No. America isn"t a principality.""Okay... Err... Duke?""Nor is it a Duchy.""Well, do you have any better ideas?" asks an exasperated Bush.Cheney smiles. "It"s obvious, George," he says, "You run a country."
• George Bush is being giving his daily briefing, he is told that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That"s terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.Finally he looks up with a devastaded expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
• President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh"Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President"s ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath."
• George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, "What is your name?" "My name is Bob", says the boy."And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?"Just then, the bell rings for recess. George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "Ok where were we? Oh, that"s right. Question time. Who has a question?"A different little boy raises his hand. George points him out and asked him "what is your name?" "My name is Steve" says the boy."And what is your question Steve?""I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama bin laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? Fifth, where is Bob?"
• I don"t know why everyone says George Bush is stupid.His wars have killed more Americans than any terrorist could ever dream of.