Gary glitter jokes

• What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
• I loved Gary Glitter when I was younger.Never knew the feeling was mutual...
• What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common?They both come in a small yellow box.
• When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a Gary Glitter concert.I am not sure what came over me.
• The new Gary Glitter Driving School.The more minors you get, the higher your chance of passing.
• I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fucking paedophile.
• What do you get if you cross Gary Glitter and Jonathan King?Depends what age you are
• Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets!
• When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me.I was touched.
• It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.
• What do Harold Shipman and Gary Glitter have in common?They both enjoyed euthanasia.
• Shocked by the news that Jade Goody has cancer, Gary Glitter has sent an emotional message to her on his release from prison.Dear Jade,So sorry to hear your bad news.If you ever need a babysitter....
• Gary Glitter....He would have gotten away with it if it wasn"t for those meddling kids.
• I"ve just sold my house for £250,000.........the council are going to go fucking mental.
• What"s the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs?Nothing, they both touched me when I was young.
• What sparkles like a diamond, and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl"s ring?Gary Glitter.
• A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out."Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes.""Wow," the man says. "What"s the catch?""Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie."OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That"ll teach her.""It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner.""Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she"s a fucking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt.""It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions.""I wish to get a plane back to the UK.""It is done, Mr. Glitter."
• Gary Glitter"s finally got a date for his release from jail...she"s an eight-year-old Vietnamese girl.
• Britain for the first time has more pensioners than teenagers.What a terrifying statistic for the countries paedophiles.No wonder Gary Glitter didn"t want to come back.
• So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with six-year-old girls, doesn"t like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang.Is it just me, or does anyone else think he"s the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed?
• You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they"re generous with their sweets.
• What"s the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
• I can"t say I"m surprised that Gary Glitter doesn"t want to return to the UK.I wouldn"t want to come back to all these fat kids either.
• When I was six years old I went to a Gary Glitter concert... I still don't know what came over me.