Fritzl jokes

• When asked on teaching his kids about sex education, Joseph Fritzl said the best way to teach them was by keeping them in the dark for as long as possible.
• To be fair to Josef Fritzl, when he locked his daughter up 24 years ago, he did agree to release her when Huddersfield Town beat Leeds United again. 20/10/84 1-015/04/08 1-0
• Austrian police are pleased to announce that the Fritzl children are OK after living solely on sandwiches whilst in the dungeon.They said its a good job they were interbred!
• News just in Elisabeth Fritzl has been disqualified from the international hide and seek championship after it was discovered that she had received help from her father.
• In Austria, no-one can hear you scream.
• Fritzl jokes. Should they really see the light of day?
• They say that everyone knows where they were when the 9/11 attacks took place.Where were you Miss Fritzl?
• Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar.
• After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
• The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society...Moorside Road, Dewsbury Moor
• I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother.
• Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
• A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they"re called in."Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?"The man nods, "It"s my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control.""Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She"s too young to be sexually active!""Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!"
• I can"t understand all this fuss about "evil" Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle.
• I"m sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion.
• I heard someone arguing with a friend about whether it"s right for an older man to date a younger woman.I thought, well it worked for Josef Fritzl. I mean, he was old enough to be that girl"s dad.
• I"m going clubbing in Austria this year as I hear the underground house scene is really taking off.