Fridge jokes

• My girlfriend said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.So now the bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she sleeps on the couch.
• I have gone off women.Serves me right for not keeping them in the fridge.
• What"s funny about one night stands?Leaving a note on the fridge telling them you have AIDS.
• What"s the difference between a fridge and a 5 year old?A fridge won"t cry when you stick your meat in it.
• What"s the difference between a woman and a fridge?I"ve never disposed of a fridge on the waste ground down by the canal.
• What is white and full of cobwebs?An Ethiopian"s fridge.
• Why did God create blondes?Because sheep can"t fetch a beer from the fridge.
• What"s white and swings through the jungle?A fridge!!What"s blue and swings through the jungle?A fridge in a wrangler jacket!!