Frankie boyle jokes

• Seen on a menu in ScotlandVegetarian Option - Fuck off
• What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy?
• The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.
• “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, we are about to land at Glasgow Airport, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years...”
• Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That"s not going to be very convincing!"But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist!
• The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British National pride.£20 billion to restore British National pride?For £20 billion, we could have written "FUCK OFF GERMANY" on the moon.
• Apparently they"re going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them Gaybos or Bender Badges.
• I don"t see the problem with premature ejaculation.I mean, sex AND an early night!
• I just watched the footage of Saddam"s Hussein"s execution...It made me wonder if there is anything on the internet that I wouldn"t masturbate to.
• I can"t believe how much the price of food has gone up in the past couple of years.Now anybody having their 5-a-day is just showing off.
• In today"s Sun it says you can support a child in India for £10 a year."Pack your bags, children, you"re going on a long holiday."