Fosters jokes

• Thats the last time I invite the Fosters to a barbeque.Apparently they prefer home cooking.
• Did any of you see a picture of The Fosters daughter? God, she was hot before she died.
• Carlsberg don"t do family slaughter...But Fosters do.
• I"ve decided that I"m going to murder my wife and daughter and then burn down the house!That"s right, I"m going to become a Foster parent.
• I was hoping to win the lottery last night, I could have done with the money for this property I was looking at the other day.It"s a place in Shropshire, bit of a fixer upper, some flood and fire damage. Apparently, it even comes with a crate of Fosters.