Food jokes

• Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?Neither have they.
• All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon.
• One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking.I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg.
• When I got home from work today I asked the wife what she put on my sandwiches"Crab paste, dear" she replied"Crab paste?" I replied,"Where did you get that from?" I asked."The Chemist" she replied
• If God didn"t want us to eat animals, he wouldn"t have made them out of food.
• I find all these obese jokes horrible.Don"t you think they have enough on their plate?
• With the price of food going up, you"ve got to dig deep for a Chinese these days.
• How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?He doesn"t, he"s dead.
• A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy"s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That"s about as far as I got, too."
• I can"t believe how much the price of food has gone up in the past couple of years.Now anybody having their 5-a-day is just showing off.
• I"m an American, and I resent one of today"s jokes. I am, in fact, a fat prick.