Flies jokes

• Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap.I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse.
• Once you go black.......your friends stop talking to you and lose any respect they had for you.
• What"s is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
• Our TV screens seem to be constantly filled with images of starving Africans, usually with swarms of flies buzzing around them. Why don"t they just eat the flies?
• Elias Howe, the inventor of the zip fastener, is to be honoured with a peerage; he"s going to be known as the Lord of the Flies.
• Two flies on a piece of shit, one farts and the other one says "Do you mind, I"m eating my dinner".
• Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread. One man says, "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!"The other says, "Oh no, it isn"t hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - £100. A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them. He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" They asked the waiter. He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!"
• What"s blue and flies round the room?A baby with a punctured lung.
• whats got 1 wheel aand flies a wheelbarrow full of shit? flies
• Two flies in are in a sewer. One says, "I am sick of eating shit all the time." Other fly says, "Never mind, we're on the piss tonight."