Film jokes

• I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
• Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. Its called chocolate and the charlie factory.
• The girl who grew up next door to me has just landed a part in a major film, at the age of 20.My claim to fame is that I shagged her before she was famous. 16 years before to be precise.
• Why are the films Titanic and The Sixth Sense so similar?Because Icy Dead People.
• In the original 1950s film "The Dambusters", the lead character had a dog named Nigger.The producers of the remake, in these more enlightened times, have had to come up with a more politically correct name.He will now be known as......Drug Pushing Granny Mugging Coon!
• I can"t understand all this fuss about "evil" Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle.
• Quentin Tarantino is to make a new film based on the New Orleans and Louisiana flooding. It"s going to be called "Reservoir Wogs".
• They say that the book is always better than the film.This can"t be said for the film Cum Guzzling Sluts.My book is all stuck together now.....
• Has anyone else seen the new Batman film "The Dark Knight"?I thought Heath Ledger"s performance was really convincing; You couldn"t even see the strings.
• I went round my mum and dad"s last night and we ended up watching a movie.Jeez, I was so embarrassed when the sex bit started. I made them stop and go upstairs.