Feminist jokes

• Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock.
• What do you call a Muslim feminist?An oxymoron.
• How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
• How many hot feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?Trick question - there are no hot feminists.
• Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists.
• How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to change the light bulb, the other to suck my cock.
• Bloody feminists. They should all be put behind bras.
• What"s the male equivalent of a feminist?A sexist.
• I heard a couple of feminists on the radio saying that what they are fighting against is the patronising and demoralising way that men talk to women. I thought to myself, "awwww, that"s sweet, but they"re not going to get anywhere with it."
• Feminism: it"s fine as a hobby but it"s not going to get you a husband.
• They say that men think with their dicks..If that"s true.. I must have a massive brain..
• Feminists say that all men are potential rapists.Not me. I"m a convicted one...
• Feminists often make the blunt and shocking claim that "All men are potential rapists." That"s hardly fair- what about all the poor buggers who are impotent?