Fanny jokes

• Breaking News...The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt.
• Why are women like prawns?Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great.
• The best engine in the world is the fanny.It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger & every 4 weeks does its own oil change.Its just a pity the management system is so fuckin temperamental.
• A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it"s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose."
• My mother"s a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list.She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet.But she wasn"t fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories."
• A primary school teacher spots that James, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "James, why is your cat at school today?"James, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy "when the kids go to school today, I"m going to eat your pussy"!"
• Sing a song of syphilis,A fanny full of crabs,Four and twenty ulcers,and twice as many scabsWhen the scabs are opened,The cunt begins to sing,"What a fuckin" dirty place to put your penis in!"
• An Irishman is walking down the street one night when a hooker approaches him."Hey," she says "d"ya fancy a bit of this?"She lifts up her skirt to reveal crotchless knickers and her fanny."Fuck that!" says the paddy. "Have you seen what its done to your knickers?"
• What did the dwarf get when he ran through a woman"s legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face!
• An old hooker in a taxi that can"t pay fare, lifts her skirt and shows her fanny and says "Can I pay you with this?" Taxi driver says "You got anything smaller.."