Ethiopian jokes

• How do you kill 1,000 flies at once?Smack an Ethiopian in the face.
• How do you kill 20,000 Ethiopians?Throw a Smartie under a bus.
• What do you call an Ethiopian with varicose veins?Mars Bar.
• What do you call an Ethiopian with an afro?Microphone
• I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive.Afterwards they were all shitting bricks.
• What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe? A golf club.
• What do you call an Ethiopian with an afro?A microphone.
• What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait?A barcode.
• Did you hear about the Ethiopian who was thrown into a crocodile pit?They pulled him out after he ate four.
• What do you call an Ethiopian doing a shit?A show off!
• Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?Neither have they.
• What do you call a Ethiopian with two big front teeth?A crowbar.
• An American meets an Ethiopian.The American says, "Fuck me, you look as if you"ve survived a famine!"The Ethiopian says, "You look as if you fucking caused it you fat cunt!
• What"s the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she"ll swallow!
• What"s the cruellest thing to do to a one-armed Ethiopian hanging off a cliff?Put a Mars Bar in his back pocket.
• How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant?The tampon"s half eaten.
• How do you get a hundred ethiopians in a phone box? Put a tin of beans in there. How do you get a hundred ethiopians out of a phone box? Walk past with a tin opener.
• Jesus must have been an ethiopian... Who else could feed 5000 people on 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread?!
• Do you know what they do at night in Ethiopia? --They starve.
• Who gives the best blowjobs and why? --Ethiopians, because you know they swallow.