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How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.Or2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?Cut down the noose.
An emo walks into a large homosexual gathering, better known as a My Chemical Romance concert.
Emo cakeThe cake that cuts itself
I wish my lawn were emo; then it would cut itself.
Why did the emo cross the road?Because there was a speeding car going past.
When I look at an emo, I don"t see one person, I see two disappointed parents.
I thought I"d try being an emo this week but I just couldn"t cut it.
I believe London just keeps getting better.Teenagers used to just stay in and cut themselves...Now at least they"re *interacting*.
How do you cut an emo sandwich?You don"t need to, it cuts itself.
I"ve just bought some of that new Emo turf from B&Q.This grass will cut itself.
