Earthquake jokes

• Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!
• The Chinese had designs to make their buildings earthquake-proof, but there were too many chinks in them...
• Earthquake in Lebanon! 500,000 dead!- USA sending money- France sending food- Australia sending replacement Lebanese.
• Who was responsible for the Pakistani earthquake in 2005?Mr. Kipling. He makes exceedingly good quakes.
• The Chinese earthquake two weeks ago measured 7.9 on the Richter scale and killed 60,000 people. Yesterdays aftershock measured 5.8, and 400 people were injured.Sequels are never as good as the originals, are they?
• So I guess now we can see what happens when everyone in China jumps at the same time...[Reference to 2008 earthquake]
• Tremors from the Chinese earthquake were picked up as far away as Paris.Naturally the French Government issued their unconditional surrender
• I just watched a documentary film about an eathquake in Iran.Thousands of Muslims died.I like a film with a happy ending.
• Some positive news from China after the recent earthquake. They are confident that they will have the largest team at this year"s paralympics
• Searching for survivors after an earthquake in Pakistan, rescuers hear a noise from a pile of rubble.A frail Paki voice shouts, "don"t go, we"re still open."
• I hear that they"ve found the source of the China earthquake. Believed to have been caused by a group of American tourists doing an aerobic class.
• You can"t beat a good old Chinese earthquake joke.Brings the house down every time.
• Identifying the bodies in the Chinese earthquake is proving time consuming,Everytime a new Chinaman is unearthed, a chrous of "That"s him!" is heard from all anxious relatives of the missing.