Dyslexia jokes

• What does DNA stand for?National Dyslexic Association
• Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?He bought himself a warehouse.
• Having Dyslexia means you never have to say your syrro!!
• A bit of an intellectual one this... Anyway- a guy went to the benefit office, to make a claim for disability. On the form under disabilities he put that he had very bad daily sex. Turns out the guy was suffering from dyslexia.
• How would a dyslexic person dance the Y.M.C.A.?
• Old Macdonald was dyslexic,E O E O I
• Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?He choked on his own Vimto.
• Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?
• I read in a recent survery that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
• How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
• I put the Sexy in Dyslexia
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
• New website for people with dyslexia.www.dailysex.com
• Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa.
• Being a dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar. I said, "you never even met her."
• I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival.I told the rude bastard to fuck off! He knows I"m dyslexic!
• Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen.The first say"s "Can you smell Gas?"The second replies "I can"t even smell my own name!!"
• Saw my mate outside the Doctor"s today looking really worried."What"s the matter?" I asked."I"ve got the big C,"he said."What, cancer?""No, dyslexia."
• Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It"s funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it"s true or not.
• My boss told me off yesterday for bad teamwork skills. He said, "there is no "i" in team."I got him fired for discriminating against me for having dyslexia.
• I"ve heard some experts descibe dyslexia as a condition where sufferers become confused about "the order of things".Now I"m a bit worried my wife might have dyslexia, last night she asked me to wash the dishes.
• Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties?It"s not big and it"s not clever.
• One advantage of being dyslexic is that it doesn"t cost much to get a personal registration for your car.
• I"m sweatin" like a dyslexic on Countdown!