- Why did the Hitler joke get deleted?Because it was a Jew-plicate.
- CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts.
- Old Macdonald was dyslexic,E O E O I
- A Travellers wedding ends in a riot, the police arrest 20 for affray. The next day in court the judge asks the best man his version of events.......Judge: So then , please tell me your side of the story.BM: well your honour, it is travellers tradition for the best man to have the 1st dance with the bride, which i did....... ok i admit i was dancing very close to her but then suddenly out of knowwhere the groom runs at us and kicks his bride in the pussyJudge: Gosh says the judge that must of hurt..BM: Hurt.... he broke 3 of my fingers !
- A bank robber walks up to one of his hostages and asks, "Did you see my face?"The hostage replies, "Yes."The robber takes aim and shoots the man in the head.He turns to the next man. "And did you see my face?""No, but my wife did!"
- I don"t know about you, but I"m sick of seeing disabled people being pushed around...
- I"ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I?
- All of these are companies that didn"t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com5. There"s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com6. And don"t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com7. If you"re looking for IP computer software, there"s always www.ipanywhere.com8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com
- A Welshman, an Irishman, a Paki, Jimmy Carr, two lesbians, a Jew and my neighbour"s nine-year-old daughter walk into a bar.The barman screams, "DUPLICATE!" And then he says something bad about Americans.