Drowning jokes

• How do you drown a black man?Pop his lip.
• What do you call a Leb in the middle of the ocean, drowning, screaming for help?Fukim.
• I learnt to swim at a very early age. When I was three my parents used to row me out to sea in a little boat until they got about a mile or so away from the shore - then I had to swim back.I quite liked the swim - it was getting out of the sack that was difficult.
• If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose...Would you go to lunch or to a movie?
• I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired.
• I recently tried to save a dog from drowning whilst on holiday in China......but I burnt my hand on the saucepan.
• How do you make a dead baby float?Take your foot off its head.
• How do you stop a nigger from drowning?Take your foot off his head.
• Swimming is good for you....especially if you"re drowning.
• I"ve just seen the news story of the mother who drowned her four-year-old daughter in the bath.I think its terrible.With the current economic crisis, wouldn"t it have been cheaper to fill the sink?
• A white guy is walking past a river and a Paki is drowning. He yells, "help, help, I can"t swim."The white guy yells back, "I can"t ride a bike but I don"t boast about it!"