Downs jokes

• I used to have a job operating an elevator. It had its ups and downs...
• Why is there no podium at the Special Olympics?Because they are all winners!
• What do you call a suicide bomber with downs?Spastic Explosive
• A man walk up to a ticket counter in Kings Cross Station.MAN: (In a bunged-up voice) "Firt clah ticket to Nottin"am, plis."TICKET GUY: "Sorry, sir?"MAN: "Firt clah ticket to Nottin"am, plisss!"TICKET GUY: (produces a packet of sweets) "You should try these, sir. New cherry menthol Tunes!"MAN: "Why? Will they cure my Down Syndrome?"
• Ever noticed how people with Down"s Syndrome have limited hairstyle options?
• A man with Down"s syndrome walks into a bar.The barman says, "why the mong face?"
• KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs.Apparently its "Window licking good".
• Part 1:What"s funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costume.Part 2:What"s funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume.part 3:What"s funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down"s syndrome.
• I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don"t sell mongs to the public.
• I don"t understand why there aren"t many comedians with Down syndrome:I just find those kind of people really funny.
• Could my local force be having its first person with Down"s Syndrome in uniform? Apparently, he would be a Special Constable
• What"s funnier than a clown?A clown with Down"s Syndrome