Down syndrome jokes

• I was feeling a little down yesterday...Then the bastards threw me out of the special learning school.
• I got sacked from work today.Turns out, Dress Down Day was not what I thought it would be.
• Went on holiday with my girlfriend the other week, we drove over the Downs.I just love to visit special schools.
• When my sister was a young girl, she used to go out with a lad with Down Syndrome. They got on really well, she used to say he had the most beautiful eyes.....but eventually they grew apart...
• Have you ever noticed that all Down Syndrome people kinda look the same?.....I think there is 1 guy that looks like that going all around the world gettin women pregnant.
• I am looking forward to the Downs Syndrome 26 mile Cuddleathon
• Whats 6 inches long and disturbing?The distance between a downsyndromes eyes.
• If God didn"t want us to have sex with Down"s Syndrome kids, he wouldn"t have made drool such a great lubricant.
• I live near a remedial school.There"s a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".That can"t be good for their self-esteem...
• Did you hear about the cannibal who only ate vegetables?He particularly like the ones with Down"s Syndrome
• I don"t understand why there aren"t many comedians with Down syndrome:I just find those kind of people really funny.
• A guy walks into a bar with a dog.The barman looks at the dog and asks what sort of dog it is."It"s a mongol," replies the guy."No, I think you"ll find that it"s a mongrel," responds the barman."No, It"s a mongol," replies the guy."No, really, I think you"ll find that it"s a mongrel," answers the barman."No, It"s a mongol," replies the guy."No, the word for a mixed breed dog is a mongrel," says the barman strongly.The guy looks at the barman and says, "look, it"s a bloody mongol and I"ll prove it."The guy then looks at the dog, points to the floor and says, "Down, Syndrome."
• A man with Down"s syndrome walks into a bar.The barman says, "why the mong face?"
• If your teenage child has acquired a strange slang vocabulary, a novel nickname or new shiny toys, be warned; he or she could be in a gang.Either that, or they have Down"s Syndrome.
• Part 1:What"s funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costume.Part 2:What"s funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume.part 3:What"s funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume?Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down"s syndrome.
• My Grandad is hilarious, he"s always pulling funny faces.I love Downs Syndrome.
• What do you call a bird with Down"s Syndrome?A Mongoose.
• I joined the local Golf Club today. One of the questions on the form was "What is your Handicap". I put "my Caddie has Downs so it takes fucking ages to play a round".
• My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was. "£3.14 sir," he replied. "That's funny," I chuckled. "What's that sir?" He asked. "That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself." We both had a good laugh.
• What did the Mongoloid say to his dog? Down Syndrome!