Difference jokes

• What is the difference between single 40-year-old woman and single 40-year-old men?Most 40-year-old woman often think of having kids and most 40-year-old men often fantasise about it.
• Why is a beetroot like prostate cancer?It turns your piss red.
• What the difference between true love and herpes?Herpes lasts forever.
• What"s the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs?Nothing, they both touched me when I was young.
• What is the difference between a hooker and a banana?A banana doesn"t scream when you peel the skin off.
• What"s the difference between AIDS and cancer?When you have cancer you still get visitors.
• What"s the difference between Princess Diana and a beautiful bed of flowers?About six foot
• What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Paris Hilton?Paris Hilton"s sex tape is crap.
• What"s the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? Cowboy hats are for arseholes.
• What"s the difference between your pay cheque and your dick?You don"t have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.
• What"s the difference between a dead baby and a landmine?I"ve never been caught burying a landmine.